so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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