is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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