ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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