My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Shitshow foam night was such a success
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Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
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That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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