Where is the hickey?
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Randomize