Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
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I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
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U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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