it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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