and you said cock pushups were impossible
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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