Just mADE A PArabola og urine
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
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craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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