addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
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