Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
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You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
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You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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