i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
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i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
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Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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