girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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