Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
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i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
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He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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