how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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