how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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