I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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