I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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