Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
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