addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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