i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
last night I used snow as a chaser
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
