I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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