Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
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she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
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I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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