Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
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[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
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I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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