PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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