try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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