Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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