i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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