I just pynch a tree in the face
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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