he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
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You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I have post one night stand depression
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