What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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