Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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