ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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