on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
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We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
So much rum. So many feels.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
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I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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