everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
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And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
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She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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