lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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