Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
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i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
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It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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