from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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