1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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