I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
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WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
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Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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