every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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