Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
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I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
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I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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