You can't special order awesome
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
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He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
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I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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