beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
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he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
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Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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