So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
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