no you cant smoke seaweed
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
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There are cops on horseback in our back yard
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
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I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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