we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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