Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Randomize
