her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
