Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
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ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
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I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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