I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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