but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
there is puke in my bra ... again
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