marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
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