Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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