FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
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I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
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But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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