What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
just tell him i said nine months
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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