doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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